Is there something in the water?

So last night I was working at the bar and I noticed that downtown there are countless hot girls that are all about three to four inches taller than me. I must say it was a little disheartening. I mean I'm 5'8 which I feel is a reasonable height for a strapping young man such as my self, but these girls just towered over me. And to add insult to injury, the ones that were only an inch or so taller than me, opted to bust out these six inch heels, as if to say "The inch I already have on you just isn't enough, I'm gonna need to bump it six more to make you feel adequately ridiculous." And, as much as Tom Cruise is still fighting the good fight and trying to make it cool for short guys to date tall girls, at the end of the day I'm not Tom Cruise. So, this brings me to my point, I propose we somehow form an uprising and make it socially acceptable for men to wear heels and not girls. I feel this would really help out my cause. But, don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about little girly stiletto heels, we'd obviously have to make our own. I'm thinking something along the lines of tying a tree trunk to the bottom of our shoes, or if we could get the guys from American Choppers to fabricate us a pair, man, those would be some tough heels. So that's the idea, there are obviously a lot of kinks to iron out, but I feel the concept is solid.